Subjective Eclectica

danbutt:

i think a better analogy for new zealand is when you see chinese pokemon ripoffs

you can tell that it’s supposed to be a pikachu but its face isn’t quite right and it makes you uncomfortable

rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

  

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

coelasquid:

I am cool with George RR Martin killing off just about whoever he wants but I gotta say I’m gonna be pretty heartbroken if Jaime and Brienne don’t ride into the sunset together. It’s the only happy ending I want George please, you can keep filling the rest of the books with POV chapters from incidental characters I have no emotional attachment to and I’ll keep reading them if you just keep that hope alive for me.

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective